Hello, and welcome to the Third Annual Elwyns Awards, a ceremony (see: blog post) dedicated to celebrating the greatest accomplishments set to film during the past year. This is, of course, my personal chance to play god with the Oscars, righting what I perceive to be the Academy's wrongs, replacing them with my own glorious, irrefutable selections. Sounds cool, right? I knew you'd think so. Without further delay, The Elwyns:
***A Special thanks to my big sister, Brittany Elwyn, for helping me out with all of the lovely graphics featured below***
Best Picture:
And the Nominees are...
Amour
Beasts of the Southern Wild
Django Unchained
Frankenweenie
Sliver Linings Playbook
Zero Dark Thirty
Beasts of the Southern Wild
Runner-Up: Zero Dark Thirty
Best Director:
And the Nominees are...
Kathryn Bigelow---Zero Dark Thirty
Christopher Nolan---The Dark Knight Rises
David O. Russell---Silver Linings Playbook
Quentin Tarantino---Django Unchained
Benh Zeitlin---Beasts of the Southern
And the Collin goes to...
Kathryn Bigelow---Zero Dark Thirty
Runner-Up:
David O. Russell---Silver Linings Playbook and Benh Zeitlin---Beasts of the Southern Wild
Best Actor:
And the Nominees are...
Bradley Cooper---Silver Linings Playbook
John Hawkes---The Sessions
Joaquin Phoenix---The Master
Jean-Louis Trintignant---Amour
Denzel Washington---Flight
And the Collin goes to...
Joaquin Phoenix---The Master
Runner-Up:
Jean-Louis Trintignant---Amour
Best Actress:
And the Nominees are...
Jessica Chastain---Zero Dark Thirty
Jennifer Lawrence---Silver Linings Playbook
Emmanuelle Riva---Amour
Quvenzhané Wallis---Beasts of the Southern Wild
Michelle Williams---Take This Waltz
And the Collin goes to...
Jessica Chastain---Zero Dark Thirty
Runner-Up:
Quvenzhané Wallis---Beasts of the Southern Wild
Best Supporting Actor:
And the Nominees are...
Robert DeNiro---Silver Linings Playbook
Leonardo DiCaprio---Django Unchained
Dwight Henry---Beasts of the Southern Wild
Philip Seymour Hoffman---The Master
Matthew McConaughey---Killer Joe
And the Collin goes to...
Leonardo DiCaprio---Django Unchained
Runner-Up: Matthew McConaughey---Killer Joe
Best Supporting Actress:
And the Nominees are...
Amy Adams---The Master
Anne Hathaway---The Dark Knight Rises
Anne Hathaway---Les Misérables
Helen Hunt---The Sessions
Emma Watson---The Perks of Being a Wallflower
And the Collin goes to...
Anne Hathaway---Les Misérables
Runner-Up:
Amy Adams---The Master
Best Ensamble:
And the Nominees are...
Django Unchained
Killer Joe
The Master
Silver Linings Playbook
Zero Dark Thirty
And the Collin goes to...
Django Unchained
Runner-Up: Silver Linings Playbook and The Master
Best Original Screenplay:
And the Nominees are...
Michael Haneke---Amour
Nicholas Jarecki---Arbitrage
Quentin Tarantino---Django Unchained
John Gatins---Flight
Mark Boal---Zero Dark Thirty
And the Collin goes to...
Mark Boal---Zero Dark Thirty
Runner-Up: Michael Haneke---Amour
Best Adapted Screenplay:
And the Nominees are...
Lucy Alibar and Benh Zeitlin---Beasts of the Southern Wild
John August---Frankenweenie
Joe Carnahan and Ian Mackenzie Jeffers---The Grey
Ben Lewin---The Sessions
David O. Russell---Silver Linings Playbook
And the Collin goes to...
David O. Russell---Silver Linings Playbook
Runner-Up: Lucy Alibar and Benh Zeitlin---Beasts of the Southern Wild
Best Cinematography:
And the Nominees are...
Beasts of the Southern Wild
The Dark Knight Rises
The Grey
The Master
Zero Dark Thirty
And the Collin goes to...
Beasts of the Southern Wild
Runner-Up: The Master
Best Editing:
And the Nominees are...
Argo
The Dark Knight Rises
The Grey
Silver Linings Playbook
Zero Dark Thirty
And the Collin Goes to...
Zero Dark Thirty
Runner-Up: Argo
Best Score:
And the Nominees are...
Beasts of the Southern Wild
Cloud Atlas
The Dark Knight Rises
Frankenweenie
The Master
And the Collin goes to...
Beasts of the Southern Wild
Runner-Up:
The Master
Best Sound:
And the Nominees are...
Beasts of the Southern
Cloud Atlas
The Dark Knight Rises
Life of Pi
Zero Dark Thirty
And the Collin goes to...
The Dark Knight Rises
Runner-Up: Life of Pi
Best Production Design:
And the Nominees are...
The Amazing Spider-Man
Beasts of the Southern Wild
The Dark Knight
Django Unchained
The Master
And the Collin goes to...
Beasts of the Southern Wild
Runner-Up: The Master
Best Special Effects:
And the Nominees are...
The Amazing Spider-Man
The Dark Knight Rises
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Life of Pi
Prometheus
And the Collin goes to...
Life of Pi
Runner-Up: The Dark Knight Rises
Best Costume Design:
And the Nominees are...
Cloud Atlas
Django Unchained
Lincoln
The Master
Moonrise Kingdom
And the Collin goes to...
Django Unchained
Runner-Up: The Master
Best Make-Up:
And the Nominees are...
Cloud Atlas
The Dark Knight Rises
Django Unchained
The Grey
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
And the Collin goes to...
Django Unchained
Runner-Up: Cloud Atlas
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